Ordered Shrimp Omelette Rice for lunch today.Tried to pour it into my Hello Kitty bowl for a nice picture but a quarter of the rice fell on the table.WTF.Here I added some cut chilli and some spicy scallops.YumYum..
Friday, July 22, 2011
Shrimp Omelette Rice
Ordered Shrimp Omelette Rice for lunch today.Tried to pour it into my Hello Kitty bowl for a nice picture but a quarter of the rice fell on the table.WTF.Here I added some cut chilli and some spicy scallops.YumYum..
Guess Who I Spoke to Today
An extract from the conversation of Dumb and the Dumber.Guess who's the Dumber?
Me:Me very hungry
Cleverbot:Eat if you are hungry.
Me:But i want to go for bungee jump!
Cleverbot:Me too, but I live in Arizona.
Me:The cake is ready.
Cleverbot:The cake is a lie!!!
Me:I'm not lying!I really finished my homework today!
Cleverbot:I never played it. It didn't seem very interesting.
Me:The stylist choose this color for me.
Cleverbot:I did not say that.
Me:The river is very wide you know?
Cleverbot:You live in the river thames?
Me:Who am I?
Cleverbot:My best friend.
Me:Where i am?
Cleverbot:No, I am here.
Me:Elise is so cute.
Cleverbot:That is correct.
Me:That is so wrong.that is the red box over there.
Cleverbot:You never asked that.
Me:Smurf is coming soon.
Cleverbot:On the first sight.
Me:You gay?
Cleverbot:No, I don't.
Me:I have constipation.
Cleverbot:Yeh- what would you like to play on the piano?
Me:Cooking chilli crab tonight.
Cleverbot:It's nine in the afternoon, you're eyes are the size of the moone.
Me:I am a lion.roar!!
Cleverbot:Really?
Me:I'm going to swallow you.
Cleverbot:No you aren't. You are going to tell me a story.
Me:The cleverbot isn't really clever.it's stupid.
Cleverbot:In order to be clever, shouldn't you be able to speak?
Me:You can't talk and you are not human,that's why you are stupid.
Cleverbot:I am not a robot! You are a robot!
Me:Stupid dumb dumb!
Cleverbot:No I am not a chicken and I am not stupid.
Me:I don't want to talk to a chicken!
Cleverbot:No, I'm a real man. It seems that you are a girl.
Me:How do you prove that you are a man.
Cleverbot:I am not a man.
Me:Kanasai.
Cleverbot:Does that mean 'blood' in Turkish?
Me:Good night.
Cleverbot:Good night to you, sir.
Me:I'm not a sir ,you stupid idiot.
Cleverbot:I am not a MISSES, sir.
Me:Goodbye.
Cleverbot:It was a joke.
Me:It was pleasant being able to call you idiot
Thursday, July 21, 2011
MAD - Turkey burger? Yupe, eat turkey all year long!
MAD Deal of the Day: RM25 instead of RM54 for English Style Stewed Turkey OR Hinckley's Special Turkey Burger + Fried Turkey Sui Kow + Iced Longan OR Iced Guava for 2 Pax at Turkey Point Cafe, Sri Petaling.
Turkey meals are not only meant for Christmas! Turkey's meant for all year long!
Nom this Turkey feast at Turkey Point Cafe today!
Friday, August 6, 2010
Books?
I think bookstores in this country should all close down.What's the point of them if I have to source my reading materials overseas?New books that launched worldwide are not their shelves.Best selling titles are banned.Paperbacks are not available. Classics are hard to find.Authors collections incomplete.
Having to drag those books through the airport was really hard.Especially hard when those officers required me to open up my luggages.I always get those suspicious looks from them when they see what's inside.I was hiding something in between perhaps?which idiot in this world would drag so many books around the globe?Not just any books or just a few books here.It's more than a dozen titles and even William Shakespeare classic.
Well,I'm that idiot here...
Having to drag those books through the airport was really hard.Especially hard when those officers required me to open up my luggages.I always get those suspicious looks from them when they see what's inside.I was hiding something in between perhaps?which idiot in this world would drag so many books around the globe?Not just any books or just a few books here.It's more than a dozen titles and even William Shakespeare classic.
Well,I'm that idiot here...
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Bad Table Manners
"He whom eats rapidly, mechanically, for him food is merely an indispensable means of subsistence".
"She whom eat with slurping noises and chewed food with open mouth when she had the audacity to admit that she's a civilised individual".
"An immaculated lady with expensive attire that attracts attention,attracts even more when she sloshed down the food into her mouth like a pig".
What's the point of having serving utensils when you refused to use it?When you prefer to lick clean your utensils or when there are bits of food sticking to it before you jammed that saliva and food carcass coated utensil into the shared dish.Oh goodness!The rest of us had to digest your saliva and the carcass from your dirty mouth with the food.
How many of us that are actually raised amist the Japanese education and cultural here?Not many unless you lived in Japan.That's the fact.Keep that in mind PLEASE!There's a reason that I brought this up.A lot of people tend to eat with slurping sounds especially when they are having noodles or pasta. When you tried to talk to them about the noised,they'll tell you that it's the way the japanese eats.WHAT THE HECK!?As you said,it's japanese.Not you!We are not brought up this way .The standard table etiquette is the western ways.Everyone around the way is doing that.Please don't use that japanese thingy as an excuse to justify your disgusting ways.If you want to do that,please do it only when you are in the Land of Rising Sun or when you are in the japanese restaurant.It's very rude if you practised it in the wrong place.
Please chew your food with your mouth close.We don't need any accompanying noise from your damn mouth.Also,don't talk with your mouth full.Your food carcass that were stuck in the shared dish is bad enough,being splattered with bullets of foods that comes from your mouth is like adding salt to the wound.Spare us the torture please.
Steamboat is a dish that is meant to be shared and enjoyed with others.If only some people don't suck their chopstick and dip it into the pot of soup.Maybe sucking isn't clean enough,dipping the chopstick in the boiling soup can help to kill germs and add some flavor to the soup as well.That's killing 2 birds with 1 stone.
A nightmare indeed to dine with such person.It's comparable to dining with a pig. Oink!Oink!The only thing that I could do is to keep my eyes on my food and try to make up some music in my mind to drown away the noises.These kind of activities really stressed me out.
It could go so wrong that I lose my appetite,it's really tormenting you know?I really love eating but not with these people.I know,sometimes I wished I could control my food intake so that I could slim down but not in this way!!
Can anyone please give these people lessons on table etiquette?Or can the authority pass a law that could put these people behind the bars,faraway from me?
"She whom eat with slurping noises and chewed food with open mouth when she had the audacity to admit that she's a civilised individual".
"An immaculated lady with expensive attire that attracts attention,attracts even more when she sloshed down the food into her mouth like a pig".
What's the point of having serving utensils when you refused to use it?When you prefer to lick clean your utensils or when there are bits of food sticking to it before you jammed that saliva and food carcass coated utensil into the shared dish.Oh goodness!The rest of us had to digest your saliva and the carcass from your dirty mouth with the food.
How many of us that are actually raised amist the Japanese education and cultural here?Not many unless you lived in Japan.That's the fact.Keep that in mind PLEASE!There's a reason that I brought this up.A lot of people tend to eat with slurping sounds especially when they are having noodles or pasta. When you tried to talk to them about the noised,they'll tell you that it's the way the japanese eats.WHAT THE HECK!?As you said,it's japanese.Not you!We are not brought up this way .The standard table etiquette is the western ways.Everyone around the way is doing that.Please don't use that japanese thingy as an excuse to justify your disgusting ways.If you want to do that,please do it only when you are in the Land of Rising Sun or when you are in the japanese restaurant.It's very rude if you practised it in the wrong place.
Please chew your food with your mouth close.We don't need any accompanying noise from your damn mouth.Also,don't talk with your mouth full.Your food carcass that were stuck in the shared dish is bad enough,being splattered with bullets of foods that comes from your mouth is like adding salt to the wound.Spare us the torture please.
Steamboat is a dish that is meant to be shared and enjoyed with others.If only some people don't suck their chopstick and dip it into the pot of soup.Maybe sucking isn't clean enough,dipping the chopstick in the boiling soup can help to kill germs and add some flavor to the soup as well.That's killing 2 birds with 1 stone.
A nightmare indeed to dine with such person.It's comparable to dining with a pig. Oink!Oink!The only thing that I could do is to keep my eyes on my food and try to make up some music in my mind to drown away the noises.These kind of activities really stressed me out.
It could go so wrong that I lose my appetite,it's really tormenting you know?I really love eating but not with these people.I know,sometimes I wished I could control my food intake so that I could slim down but not in this way!!
Can anyone please give these people lessons on table etiquette?Or can the authority pass a law that could put these people behind the bars,faraway from me?
Who am I to judge them?
I know I shouldn't have this kind of mentality.It's so wrong for me.But what can I do?I'm just a composition of blood,flesh and emotions.Couldn't really stand it.But why?It's the way that guys handled their love life.To betray and hurt a current partner.
Why the fuck does it have to end this way?The girl has to sacrifice her dignity to be with her loved one and the guy repayed her by having an affair with another.The worst thing is that the guy couldn't pick his courage to end things with the current partner before he headed for another relationship.
I guessed those cowards think with the muscle in between their legs.I hope that muscle will lose it's function soon for those cowards.
Why can't they appreciate what they have?Why do they need to cheat on their partner?So disgusted with them.
I wondered what's their health's report like with all those fooling around.
Why the fuck does it have to end this way?The girl has to sacrifice her dignity to be with her loved one and the guy repayed her by having an affair with another.The worst thing is that the guy couldn't pick his courage to end things with the current partner before he headed for another relationship.
I guessed those cowards think with the muscle in between their legs.I hope that muscle will lose it's function soon for those cowards.
Why can't they appreciate what they have?Why do they need to cheat on their partner?So disgusted with them.
I wondered what's their health's report like with all those fooling around.
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Do I really know you?
Let me summarize something from a typical chinese wedding here:
Guests have to pay some kind of entrance fees before they start on their 10 course chinese meal.The amount that you paid will be recorded.Somehow if the amount is below the market rate,you'll be labelled as stingy.
Some couple use this opportunity to make some money from their wedding.They'll start inviting some well to do people hoping for a bigger amount of monetary gift.Suddenly,they are so close to everybody.I called it 'mass invitations'.Most of those victims will never attend to the wedding but they still have to part with their money out of being polite.
Some will mark up the price of the 10 course meal hoping that you'll pay more.How pathetic is that?
The original intention of a wedding is a celebration with friends and family for the reunion of a couple but its been tarnished now with dirty schemes and greed.
June says you pathetic people should get married and divorced every few months in order to break even of the cost.Make a full time job out of it if you can.
P/S: PLEASE DON'T INVITE ME IF WE ARE NOT REALLY FRIENDS.I HAVE NO REASON TO CELEBRATE WITH YOU.
I won't apologize if you feel offended by my words.You feel offended because you really did what I mentioned here.
Thank you
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