The girlfriend:
I have taste for better things in life
And don't expect me to lower them to accomodate you
I don't need to please any of your friends
The career woman:
You keep your mouth shut if you earn less than me
I may raise my voice at you and you'll obey me
The future wife:
Your money is my money
My money will always be mine
The wife:
I will dictate when I wanna have sex with you
You will eat what I cook
Always leave the toilet seat down
Or you'll need to learn how to pee sitting
The daughter in law:
It's none of your business how I spend my husband's money
Don't expect me to help with the chores, I'm not the maid
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