My Face Improvisation

It was bewildering when my bestie Danielle told me how some people are speculating that I had some plastic surgeries done. I mean even someone like me can get involved in such speculation?! I don't whether to cry or laugh, is it a compliment or an insult? Shall I have a press conference to clarify that or get a plastic surgeon's evaluation?

I don't see anything so UNHOLY about going for plastic surgeries. No big deal! I never object to the idea of getting my face or body fixed and in fact I had so many parts of me that I would like to improvise. I wish that my nose is smaller like those character in Japanese manga, thicker lips like Angelina Jolie, taller like those models in the international runway, fairer skin like Dita Von Teese, bigger boobs like Scarlett Johansson and so much more. All these are unreachable for me because I'm afraid of going under the knife and I'm a timidly cat. Also I'm not loaded.





I don't rule out the possibility if I've gathered enough courage and money someday when I'm desperate enough. Right now I will just have to settle for whatever I have. then I will inform everyone when the FACE & BODY IMPROVISATION PROJECT starts. Meanwhile those people who speculated about me must be having some serious problem with their eye sights. Go see some optometrist and get your eyes fixed.

Dawn Yang Shocker

I used to followed Dawn Yang's blog, ClapBangKiss. She looked so angelic and pretty.Great life she was having too,so envious of her. I want life like that too! If my memory served me right, she proclaimed herself as an Eurasian(Dutch ,Portuguese ,Japanese and so on). I read and digested her every word and picture in her blog innocently until I saw these:

Was that really her? Why she looked so different? What she did to her face? It's not only the makeup. Her eyelids were very swollen and now it looked as the skin was trimmed. Her eyes! How did she make them looked so big? Don't see much eye make up here but she sure looked very pretty here.



I guessed the mole gave away that the 2 pictures are the same person. Everything else were gone.Her skin is so fair! How many tones did it went down? What is the brand of skin lightening products she's using? I WANT TO HAVE FAIR SKIN TOO!





Her parents? Her 'before' picture had much similarities with her parents but not the 'after' Dawn Yang. Can it be there Eurasian gene in her just crept out suddenly after her teenage years? But her parents so old now and I still can't see any Eurasian trace in them.

How come she looked so different from everyone else in the family? Was she a stranger here? She looked so out of place here. Not one person in the picture had the same feature as hers.

I didn't put in the text.It was already there when I found this picture.

Here comes another revelation, found them in an e-mail(I know everyone know about it long long time ago and I was the last idiot to read this!)





At least Wendy put her post as advert...






Staying in the same hotel room and nothing happened? Those guys must be retarded to give up the chance to bed a pretty girl like Dawn.


Wendy seemed very genuine here. She admitedly her enchancement unlike some slit eyes girl that I knew that denied she cut her eyes to look bigger.

Wendy is very observant, she even scrutinizes Dawn's armpit. I don't dare to stare too long in case smell emitted from my screen.

Wendy's post had been taken down from her blog due to some defamation issues. I don't know but I think Wendy really had some point here.

I got to know this recently and I already packed my luggage, grabbed my passport and migrated to Team Wendy ever since.